None of the rest of the views get any better.

I tried to calculate it, but my calculator had an overflow error.

Those is new to me. The scoops not so much, but fake sunroofs...

That’s pretty neat!

That 7 series. Mmmmm.

Well, uh, you see, when two cars love each other very much...

It’s said that you can fix a black car with a pen or sharpie, so if I have a spare highlighter on hand when I’m scratch my new Camaro...

Is the HUD aftermarket or factory?

Two things:

That car is definitely gross, but I was expecting much worse. Stuff like copious quantities of an unidentifiable slime, 3 year old, half eaten fast food, spit cups galore, used condoms, etc.

None of us, because we all have a collective $3.00 to our name.

The rear window is pretty raked.

I would give you a star except for the fact that I happen to think the Senna looks good. It ties all of McLaren’s styling language together.

Dear Lord, that mouth!

Here’s a star for you.

Are you from around here? A brown manual wagon is the most stereotypical Jalopnik vehicle available.

Features we Jalops want: brown color scheme, manual transmission, wagon body, many much horsepowers, and sold exclusively on the second hand market for a reasonable price.

As a valet, I can confirm this. Most of the time, we just use the key fob to make the car flash its lights to find it.

New idea: it’s pretty apparent that their are junior teams in F1 (i.e. Torro Rosso for Red Bull). What if we swapped the main team drivers into the junior team cars? This could be kind of a balance of power thing. The better drivers get worse cars, making the race much more intense.

I’m probably best left in an insane asylum, but even I know this guy is crazy. Whatever he took before he made this ad has got to be some good stuff, though.