The women’s game doesn’t end with FIFA there are dozens of leagues across the world that feature women playing professional soccer. The NWSL in the US, the WSL in England, Lyon in France are the best team in the world and a joy to watch. There is plenty of money being pumped into the women’s game worldwide. It’s club…

They have their own league. It’s called the NWSL and the fact that you and everyone else on this website have never heard of it says volumes.

When I get fast food I drive out of my way (5-10 minute extra)to the fast food places in the wealthy suburb near my apartment for this exact reason. The quality is 100% better than the ones closest to me.

Needs more pouches.

This is Joan Summers entire schtick. She hates on innocent people who she personally dislikes but who did nothing wrong. Jezebel used to be an amazing blog, it is now a travesty of gossip and woe that rivals TMZ for how depraved it is.

Former Jezebel writers Harron Walker and Anna Merlan work there too. It’s okay to hate a terrible manager and still love their employees.

She is objectively terrible. She yells at children who ask her to do something about climate change. She is an awful person and the sooner she’s out of office the better off our Nation will be.

You’re not alone!

“I think his huge ego serves him well” is something you could say about Donald Trump or Harvey Weinstein as well. They would never be as rich and famous and untouchable as they are without it. Why are you making it out to be a good thing? It’s everything that is wrong with our patriarchal society.

They do overlapping research but are they the same authoritatively speaking?

I respect this. The allegations have been out there for ages so there is no excuse for anyone to say “I didn’t know!” and back away from it. Scarjo at least has the courage to say “ I know and I don’t give a fuck because life is short.” That is a terrible position but at least she’s not a coward.

I understand that you have so many questions but why are they all racist?

Is Pocono an oval? How can a track with three turns be an oval? I thought it was a triangular superspeedway. 

The state that gave us Chris Christie? My state sucks too but don’t act like your shit doesn’t stink.

Were any of this world cup’s games played on turf? I’m pretty sure they were all grass. Europe really doesn’t have many turf stadiums.

Uh, FIFA has been publicly shamed for years now and has shown absolutely no regard for any of it. They’re fine with putting up with a couple hours of shame for tens of millions of dollars in bribes. The men you know are just more petty than most European oligarchs.

Smoke a joint and visit the red light district?

The injury to Asllani was to her neck not her head. She took a ball to the face and fell to the ground but the impact with the ground jerked her neck to the side violently. She was stretchered off in a neck brace. I’ve seen similar injuries that were career ending/ life threatening. I really hope Kosovare is okay.

And tonight Morgan matched a World Cup record held by former American great Michelle Akers which is something she has every right to celebrate. 

Apparently you have never eaten street food in Mexico City.