Is Pocono an oval? How can a track with three turns be an oval? I thought it was a triangular superspeedway. 

The state that gave us Chris Christie? My state sucks too but don’t act like your shit doesn’t stink.

Were any of this world cup’s games played on turf? I’m pretty sure they were all grass. Europe really doesn’t have many turf stadiums.

Uh, FIFA has been publicly shamed for years now and has shown absolutely no regard for any of it. They’re fine with putting up with a couple hours of shame for tens of millions of dollars in bribes. The men you know are just more petty than most European oligarchs.

Smoke a joint and visit the red light district?

The injury to Asllani was to her neck not her head. She took a ball to the face and fell to the ground but the impact with the ground jerked her neck to the side violently. She was stretchered off in a neck brace. I’ve seen similar injuries that were career ending/ life threatening. I really hope Kosovare is okay.

And tonight Morgan matched a World Cup record held by former American great Michelle Akers which is something she has every right to celebrate. 

Apparently you have never eaten street food in Mexico City.

Fox News gets 3 million viewers a day and they haven’t stopped talking about her since she got elected. You seem to have a lot in common with them, maybe you should comment on their stories.

Isn’t that kind of the point? She won because the incumbent Democrat was lazy and complacent. We in America DO NOT want that kind of leadership. Bye-Bye assholes, welcome to the new way of doing things. You actually have to care now, sorry.

The lie is in pretending that the final election was the victory for AOC. The fact that she beat an establishment democrat (and long time friend of Pelosi’s) in the primary is the big deal. The district she won is all about the primary and that was a HUGE victory for progressives in America. 

I worked for several years for a Japanese industrial manufacturer whose name sounds very much Like “Cow-A-Socky” in one of their US sales departments. The management was entirely Japanese (on 5-7 year rotating shifts) but all the staff was American. The Odd protocol stuff was excruciatingly awkward. I was always the…

TMZ is the only outlet other than Fox that hasn’t been banned by the White House.

Exactly. That’s why we have Brett Kavanaugh on the supreme court. Because most Americans didn’t think she was lying but they also didn’t believe what she said. AKA, Rape culture.

That wasn’t even the worst thing to happen to Leicester today. Now apparently the team owner’s helicopter crashed in the parking lot as he was leaving the game. Hope everybody’s okay.

He is literally a potato in human form. 

I got two alerts AND I found a new U2 album was uploaded to my phone. 

Are we going to talk about Kanye wearing a MAGA hat and getting booed by the audience for giving a pro-trump rant? He literally said the Democrats planned to take black fathers out of homes and put them on welfare. WTF? I guess most of it never made it on air but Chris Rock posted a video of it, it’s pretty cringey.

After the 2016 election I’d say there are less than 12 days a year that I’m not drunk. 

Wait...being dehydrated makes you look ripped? That explains why my torso has been looking so good since the 2016 election.