When the victim has a penis it doesn’t really matter anyway. If you don’t believe a dude, ask a trans person.

I work with a bunch of Engineers and they actually asked that question about our employee entrance and calculated that the average person could not make the door before it closed at 7.5 feet. Which seemed awfully short to me but I guess we have heavy doors. I still hold it for anyone I know is walking up behind me…

So, a hotdog is an open faced sandwich?  That actually makes sense.

Because under his leadership CBS has dominated network television ratings. He’s practically the Golden Goose of Network TV. If they let him go they risk losing tons of advertising revenue. If the investigation turns up evidence of his misconduct then CBS are fucked. (for the record I hate all of CBS’s programming and…

Look at the Milwaukee baseball player who posted a bunch of racist and homophobic tweets years ago and just got a standing ovation at the Brewers last home game. There’s no double standard. Both Libs and Nazis get a chance for redemption.

Agreed. She is far to good for this place but I’m so glad she’s still slumming it.

I work in an office full of Engineers and this week we literally had a debate about door holding and the appropriate distance that should be given. Ultimately (after much math and loud arguing) 7.5 feet was the distance allowed. After that you’re on your own. Which seems fair.

That’s what I was saying, if anything bad happens to the kids the mom goes to jail. The dad is literally just a bank account. My Ex and I are on very good terms and we are both infuriated by the bias in the system.

As a father with joint custody of my kids I can tell you that if it’s not your day to have the kids you literally have no rights and the courts will ALWAYS side with the mother unless there’s a ton of evidence proving the kids are in imminent danger. Our courts are tied to the notion that women are caregivers and that…

This post slightly eases the pain of Joanna’s departure. Well done Harron.

The whole point of a buyout is that it is voluntary and not assigned. Hence, all the buyout recipients volunteered as tribute so to speak.

Same. Joanna could always make me laugh. Anytime I read anything by her I immediately felt better because it was like she knew me. 

I had a Hoagie for dinner tonight in honor of Joanna. Godspeed sweet muse of the Hoagie. You will be missed.

You almost had me until”Ketchup” ...Nice try. This is totally a troll article right? RIGHT? 

You’re goddamn right it’s unsafe, we live in a world that is incredibly unsafe for immigrants, women, minorities, anyone who loves truth. It’s a terribly unsafe world and it will take brave voices who make brave choices to change the world or else we’re all fucked.

James is injured so that’s not likely to happen.

+1 Chinatown reference

My kids and I call it “pump-pump carnival cheese.” It’s wonderful in small doses.

That’s definitely true. I’ve watched a half dozen episodes since Friday and I find myself getting emotional and choked up at different points.

“It would be nice to have a reason why William found that maze on a scalp in season one, but the logistics of it all (what did he use to make the mark? Did he just… sow the scalp back on after?)“