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Nintendo: “COOOOOME PLAY MY GAME”

I was just saying to a coworker how this is the best game of this console generation!

“Perhaps it’s because the game runs so damn well on my 3-year old rig despite me having everything cranked to “ultra” settings.”

There’s some Dark Souls in there too 

I should have done it. I now have tons of little white primer spots on my hood.

My wife has a 2011 Impreza Outback Sport and the interior quality is horrible and creaky. I have a 2016 WRX and I find the interior to be a huge step up. I love just about everything about the car. No issues in 40K miles.

What year WRX?

Dude already has a stable of recurring jokes, on top of good editing and his already well-known charisma. I’m not surprised the channel is a success.

“I have done more than you ever will” he said, lacking evidence of any kind. 

Two years ago, when I was riding a lot more, the fastest speed I could maintain on flat ground was 18mph and I would do a 13 mile loop every other day.

Yo. Is your average speed on a road bike over 20 mph? If so, that’s fast and I am impressed.

That’s my impression of the internet

OMG THIS GAME I SWEAR TO GOD

But does is mind getting dunked on?

But does is mind getting dunked on?

YES! MY FUCKING HANDS ARE SWEATING!

Meet Joe Black

That makes way more sense. I couldn’t believe it was just me. It comes out of nowhere and is such an extreme tonal shift. How could you not laugh?

I was the only one in the theater laughing at this. Girlfriend was not happy.