“I don’t like driving turbo Subarus slowly”

I had this same experience. I ended up with a WRX from a different dealership. 

“Jeep liberty ( the worst of the worst)“

I too have a 2016 WRX. I feel your pain. I’ve gotten better, but there are certain speeds (traffic) that always keep me guessing. 

So, tell me about it. How many gasses per mile does it do? What kind of windshield you got in there? Regular or premium?

What else have you driven that the Fiat 500 is one of the most reliable?

Thought that dude was an action figure. 

I went to buy Starfox 64, and they were out of it. It was my birthday, and by god, I was coming home with a game. I impulse picked Blast Corps.

I remember really liking the destruction and creative options of the Mercenary series.

It’s not that the floors crumble, it’s that they never catch up to him.

The best Dino was a Flintstone. Come on me. 

The TMNT probably would’ve.

“We all know the financial hard and fast rule that you should never spend more than 10% of your income on a car.”

I keep trying to find the joke buried in here, but I’m starting to think you are serious.

“Tesla would have just used a different image” Lemme get them Powerball numbers, boy.  

I love it. It’s hilarious. I hope everyone loses their collective shit over it.

“This a-hole made me sit in rush hour traffic.”

Those headlights are triggering my Trypophobia 

Agreed. I love the way this thing looks.