“Probably pulling down a statue of Christopher Columbus somewhere”

That’s my rent, car payment, insurance and $250 left over to spend on gas, food, video games, butt plugs, etc.

I also never finished it. There were a couple rooms that I would enter and just nope my way out of immediately. I never played the sequel.

You misspelled “KIA”

“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become a douchebag sales guy.” - Hurvey “Two Feet” Durnt

Also two point and click games, Shivers and Phantasmagoria. Phantasmagoria’s death scenes straight up scarred me for life.

Splatterhouse.

Dear POS-Challenger-driving racist murderer motherfucker,

You are high

Totally agree!

What are you doing when you aren’t replying to every single comment? Are you actually affecting change in any meaningful way?

Links pls

How about this instead?

16 August is one longer. Don’t get me started on 17.

YO. FUCK BOB’S HOUSE OF GAMES.

Gross. Unsubbed.

“Neither Musk nor Jobs invented anything. Both of them paid other people to create things for them to evangelize and sell.”

You, now: “Fuck you, Valve!”

I lol’d +1