My youngest child is obsessed with Spam. I buy him the store-brand version from Aldi because I'm very cheap.

"I find the premise irritating"

Can't he just eat one now and make another one a year later? Seems a lot easier.

I don't watch a lot of TV, good or bad, but I follow TWD and FTWD because because I'm a zombie apocalypse fanatic.

Yeah. It's their job. Just like Ted Nugent was questioned by them for all the stupid shit he said about Obama.

I want to see how they end. I stick with bad novels for the same reason.

Part having childless elderly relatives and thinking their lives seemed a bit lonely and depressing, part talked into it by spouse, part nearing 30 and getting more open to the idea in the face of fading youth.

Sorry, we just got you a tie.

Infuriating or not, it's what you have to do with an 18-month old. You really can't reason with a child that age.

We just expect high levels of obsequiousness from you people.

It's a sign from God you need to do something better with your life.

Even as an early 20-something Zima gave me instant heartburn. I can't imagine what would happen if I tried one now.

Watched episode 1 of season 3 of Fear the Walking Dead last night. Jesus Christ, could they have possibly come up with a more stupid and lazy plot line? I couldn't believe someone actually got paid to write that pile of silly crap. This is why I don't watch a lot of TV.

They say modern day canning technology is superior to bottling. I prefer cans myself, they're more easily portable and I think they look cooler. Either way, you should be pouring any decent beer into a glass, whether it's in a can or bottle.

I had a Beer Hates Astronauts just last night.

Watched Batman v Superman with my youngest child. I know it got scathing reviews but I didn't think it was that bad, it had an amusing bizarreness to it I wasn't expecting, but otherwise seemed like standard CGI superhero fare. And I liked the choice of Ben Affleck as Batman.

Dumb as a rock Donald Trump is a bad person, and his low rated presidency is dominated by his Russian bosses. Too bad!

They ran on tracks, as I remember, and the water was only deep enough for them to half submerge.

Could every single person in that photo possibly look like more of a douche?

I still haven't gotten over the fact they took out the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Submarine Voyage ride, and now this?