My eldest child works at a giant retail chain and it's the same deal. Punch in early and you get your ass in a sling.

Also, I'm actually being serious, by the way. I did once own a pair of adult footy pajamas that sadly were too uncomfortable to sleep in.

They don't want to pay you OT, even for 5 minutes.

I just want a pair of footy pajamas that actually fits me right.

Or hairstyles. I was a big fan of Altman's MASH in high school and even then it annoyed me he didn't bother to have the characters get 50s-era appropriate haircuts, they were all early-70s shaggy. If you're doing a period piece, period details are kind of key to making it work.

A movie has to be realistic in the context of the story. A superhero jumping from an exploding skyscraper on to a speeding train works, because the story has established the character is a superhero. James Bond or any other regular-human action hero doing the equivalent, however, is silly and ruins the film because…

Get off my lawn.

The AV Club is bearably smug and irritating, so I can still handle it.

Used to love Seinfeld 20 years ago, but now whenever I watch reruns I just find it unbearably smug and irritating.

Nope. It was citrusy and piney like a good IPA should be.

i ran over to this comment board hoping they'd show up here too.

"Sony would “get hell” for “FUCKING” with people’s movies"

Both.

I told my middle child that when we watched Paranormal Activity. He was young enough to more or less believe me, which made the movie that much more fun. For me, at least.

I like The Conjuring and Insidious movies but I have to admit they've all kind of blended together for me.

Some things just aren't right. You can do 'em, but it doesn't mean you should.

Really, one of my favorite things about our modern age is the way people take social media way too seriously.

I've got the beaky nose too. But I'm only average height. And I've got a round face and big head, which knocks my proportions even more out of whack. Rory at least looks normal.

I go 2/3 seltzer water, 1/3 fruit juice, over ice. It's very nice. Fortunately I completely lost the taste for soda pop by the time I hit my early 20s.

It's a drag. Men are supposed to have a physical presence that I just don't have and it seems to send out a signal that people can just walk all over you and disrespect you.