I decided to substitute fruit salad for my chips today at lunch because I’m ULTRA HEALTHY. Unfortuantely, it contained much honeydew garbagemelon. Got me thinking: is there any honeydew that is not disgusting? I have heard many say that cantaloupe and honeydew are both garbage, but I grew up in the Pecos Valley where…

Sounds more like a Tomsula life hack if you ask me.

Pretty soon, they won’t get off your lawn, HanNo.

The opposites of that is “normal”

New, less user-friendly chatspin format. Any specific reason, or just trying out new things?

El Brujo Ramiro Mendoza popped into my head earlier in the week

Who on staff is from (like born/spent a significant amount of your youth) the least-populated place?

A twizzlers is not a sprinkle

That is an acceptable reason to pick up mando. Better than picking up the guitar just to learn the Stairway intro, anyway. You going for an A-style or an F-style?

Do Magary and Burneko have a long list of FoodSpin video ideas already lined up, or are they looking for sweet suggestions?

Chris Thile or Dawg Grisman?

Tobias Fünke did a similar send-up of the RW catalog in his latest Netflix standup special. That catalogue edition used Albert Einstein as inspiration. I recommend skipping literally all of the special except for the encore, which is when it happens. Just as douchey.

In college, I was president of the activities board. We held a “rites of spring” concert every year. We paid Coolio $5000 to play like a 45-minute set on campus (either ‘09 or ‘10). Great show. Afterward, he got to talking up a friend of mine. She took him to a quiet place on campus and they got to banging. Midway…

Only slightly unrelated follow-up:

PULL N’ PEEL or nothing

Would you rather be Toby Ziegler or Josh Lyman?

Any Russian literature-knowers on staff? Trying to impress a girl with knowing about this. The three chapter of Crime and Punishment I got through sophomore year won’t do it. I finished One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich back then too, but I don’t think I could really show out with that background. Any suggestions…

Are there no Rocky Raccoon fans among you? Perfect for a lullaby, by the by.

Won’t he just be a figurehead with Pence running the show, a la W/Cheney, anyway?

Does that video change anything though? Do you think more moms will disallow their children from playing football (like mine did) because of that video? What’s the tipping point?