You went back to normal with a link to that Kinja cluster-f instead of mixing it all togther! YOU DA MAN SHANE.

I was about to correct you, then it occurred to me that because they normally eat rocks, they must eat desert for dessert.

"What the president of the airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids. But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there?"

W-w-why would Link beat up a bunch of Gorons ?

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

I'm sure there was plenty of trial and error involved in this.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.

Still doesn't fix the abomination that is the box as a whole

It depends on the jurisdiction. Some jurisdictions don't even use the term rape, everything is sexual assault, just to varying degrees ranging across misdemeanors and felonies.

I find it counter-intuitive to your point that Sad Grad is referred to as SG which could be Sexual Gatekeeper.

Even Jameis Winston thinks they handled that situation poorly.

Technically he hasn't been suspended. The Patriots released him after he was arrested and is thus a free agent. If he were to somehow not be incarcerated for a very long time and tried to resume his NFL career, he would probably be suspended for a very long time.

Is it possible he's confused why it's "Assault" and not "Rape"?

Doug Gottlieb is confused, you guys. He deleted the tweet (

Share anything notable that you find in the report. Here's a song called "Brigham Young is a Goddamn Queer."

It's both hard and easy to believe they're related.

My brother said WHAT?!