Why does Amber Heard always looks bored / not giving a fck in every picture she’s in?

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

Is fellatio always an acceptable form of currency or are there exceptions? Just askin

Why am I hearing “I ain’t your mama” when I read about the Depp´s divorce?

Kate McKinnon is gay. That’s cool.

I agree

She’s seeking spousal support...KA-SHING!!!

Up you go...all the way to the TOP!!!

Cutest lesbian couple ever!!!

Some judges have big egos, huge egos.

“A struggling millennial, Nan, from the point of view of her lonely and philosophical dog, Martin. One session at obedience school already makes them realize that even at their worst they may be the best thing for each other.”

White People Problems...I’d invite them into my world but they wouldn’t last 10 minutes...

“I’m fresher than that Gucci. Them boys, they want my coochie. I say no, I’m no hoochie. Your home girl hatin’, I say who she?”

Even after reading this, I STILL don’t know who this guy is...

Damn you PIXAR! You made Arnold cry! He never cries!

Xtina has a pretty decent rack, just sayin

I don’t really care. HOT is HOT, regardless of age.

Or right after he’s fought a bigger guy?

Kirsten...will you suck my...thumb? No?