Interesting that there seems to be a connection between air-cooled VWs and pizza places. In my hometown, a locally-famous pizza joint called The Hideaway used Type 1s for delivery as well. So many for so long, in fact, that this little college town in Oklahoma had a dealership and independent VW repair shops from the…

Candidly, this is the correct response for unattended German sex toys.

I freely admit to flying out of Ontario (California, natch) on occasion so I can grab a Schlotzsky’s. As a UT alum, I lived down the street from the original location on Congress and they’re hard to find in Southern California. I can’t get real Tex Mex here (Chuy’s, why not San Diego next?) but by god I can get a…

Yup.

I understand the purpose of the Velar. I really do. It makes (financial) sense to reuse the F-Pace bits. But as an LR4 owner (and previous Scout II owner to boot) I like my real SUVs real. There is value in Jaguar-Land Rover having crossovers, but that’s what the Evoque and Discovery Sport are for (God help us).…

This was also a problem with the Infiniti EX (aka QX50, Skyline Crossover, etc, etc). Its turn signals were way too low on the body to be seen from any kind of distance.

um, sure thing. Except that’s not the same at all. A bad odor as opposed to walking through raw sewage is like oranges to shitapples. Unless that was your only available bathroom, and if it’s no longer functional, home you go.

Fair enough. I would hope that you knew about the literal river of shit you’d traverse as part of your workday. I’m sure the job description was accurate and all.

Hold on a minute. Would you, in the course of your work day, be willing to walk through raw sewage to complete a task? I would not. And being forced to do so would fit at least a reasonable definition of “hellish”.

so it kinda looks like they ditched the original glass headlight covers. And I could really use them for my 68 Fiat 850 Spider. Yes, I know the US spec for 850 was clear and the Miura used a ribbed glass cover, but it would still be cool.

What should he buy? Ear plugs. If they don’t like his car, they can walk.

Yeah, I personally dealt with “chemo brain” for months after the last round. But (you guessed, insipid platitude time): it gets better.

It did occur to me that had the headline read “Shia LaBeouf is the worst planet-destroying AI robot in history” you really wouldn’t have needed any additional copy.

It’s unfortunate that any usefulness you can find for it is offset by the distraction of your eyeballs bleeding so often.

I’ve dealt with Carmax once and won’t ever again. Their offer for my low mileage Dodge Ram was way under market value, and when I took issue with how they “forgot” to include the trim level, towing package, extensive power options and such, I was told “these aren’t things that people buying cars care about and…

I would suggest combining cars that are fundamentally the same, such as the Dodge Charger and Chrysler 300, as well as Chevy Equinox and GMC Terrain. Drivetrain variations would warrant different entries, agreed, but why would Tahoe be listed and not Yukon? I suspect that’s tied up in brand/dealer stuff instead of…

Please say “power seats” instead of “electric seats”. I thought you meant seat heaters and was confused.

As the man said “you’re taller on the internet”.

But you missed the point of DaimlerChrysler: Daimler siphoned off billions from Chrysler’s cash reserves which gave them the resources to fix the disastrous quality issues with the W210. Whether they also learned HOW to from Chrysler while forcing them decontent and purposely use platforms ill suited to the…

If you are away from shelter and see a tornado on the ground and it’s not moving, it’s either headed directly away from you or headed right at you. Tornadoes do not stand still so if it looks like it is, you need to be moving at 90 degrees away from your current direction of travel.