TBH I think this is more an argument for integrating sex toys into one's repertoire than anything else. Nobody picks partners based on length or girth. (I mean maybe SOMEBODY does, but they're outliers.) Ladies like the stretch, but that doesn't require a dick! Better to have a creative partner than some dude who…

Remember: The Aperture science bring your toddler to work day is a perfect time to get him tested.

I know right? So many punchable douche faces in those photos.

STUD LIFE?

If you want your faith in pranks reaffirmed, look at MIT for how it's done best: http://hacks.mit.edu/

Dafuq is this person doing?

Nintendo?

So EA finally fixed last year's Battlefield just in time for you to buy the next broken Battlefield?

I made the right decision going with Wolfenstein instead then?

Ohh. I think sea lions may have solved the men taking up too much space on the subway problem.

And Thane and Legion and the Mass Effect universe's very own troll Javik

Dat Mass (Effect Field)

And that Prince Charming isn't so charming. I made a big point of pointing that out to my 10 year old daughter. Because I know she will encounter many cute boys who are not princes, no matter how cute and nice they seem.

Yeah, I was expected to do my own laundry by the time I could reach the top of the washing machine, so the concept is beyond me as well.