She’s the McDonald’s of people. She’s human fro-yo.

This has me rather stymied. I’ve always casually liked Gomez, without giving it any real thought; she seems blandly nice, and of course she’s very pretty, if childlike in appearance. And I like her often-boho fashion sense.

The best response was from some guy on Twitter who said if Kim really wants to shock everyone, she should post a picture of herself reading a book.

For the love of all that’s holy and unholy, avoid the comment sections on Facebook & Youtube. Masculinity so fragile.

I don’t watch KUWTK or pay attention to them at all, except for what I run across on Jez, and even then I hardly ever comment on articles about them here. But after reading that story where she was dressed up as a doll posing in a fucking wheelchair and all the dumbass quotes from that article, I really don’t have any…

The sweet thing is having Marie Antoinette style pastoral fantasies!

Why would you feel sorry for her? She contributes nothing to society and has had everything handed to her for her entire life. Don’t feel sorry for her. Laugh at her when she gets a farm and figures out real work blows.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

Yes. When someone is so beautiful it becomes pointless. Like what could I possibly do with this? Same feeling I get when a desert is too cute/pretty. Can't eat it. Maybe that isn't the same thing. I'm stoned

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.

I think some people reach such a level of handsomeness that they go all the way back around into undesirable.

The gun was new to the police force and hadn’t had much experience of killing yet. It went off by accident because it was excited to shoot some criminals and forgot it was present at the scene to save lives rather than take them.

“Upon arrival, officers were confronted by a combative subject resulting in the discharging of the officer’s weapon, fatally wounding two individuals.”

A+ for use of the passive voice, Chicago police. “The police shot and killed a mentally ill teenager and an unrelated woman” sounds a lot worse than “the accidental discharging of the officer’s weapon, resulting in the fatal wounding of two individuals.” Man, I hate it when my weapon just spontaneously discharges,…

She’s an asshole.

That is just unbelievable. To throw out food in front of a hungry child? What kind of monster would do something like that??? They treat prisoners better than that! This is making me sick. And who reported this kind-hearted woman? Some sicko gunning for employee of the month? I’m just heartbroken imagining the…

Look at you with all your sense making.

So, here’s a crazy idea: when a kid reaches a certain amount of lunch debt, a social worker or school administrator reaches out to the kid’s family to try to find out why: is the kid going to school with lunch money every day and getting it taken on the way to school? Are they just spending it on chips in the morning?…

“I have temporary lip fillers”