Or the big burly “scary” ones that volunteer to be escorts/body guards for abused children. Finding that organization made me cry.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

The blown out eye isn’t creepy. The entire “posting an ex on the internet” is creepy as heck.

Shame on you.

Just a quick reminder of their refreshingly sane tenets (from the membership page- only $25! I know what I’m getting my friends for Xmas now):

More like Slaytanists!!!!

The Satanic Temple has a large number of atheists who use their “church” as a very effective means to challenge religious encroachment. Atheists have no legally defensible rights (believing in God is protected, not believing is not protected) so they organize under a faith and can fight this crap.

This is like those idiot bikers who roar down the street and wake me up in the middle of the night, and I’d love to jail them. Then they form a female possy that delivers breast milk to new moms, and I want to adopt all of them and make them cake every day. Okay fine, I’ll just push for quieter bikes. I ❤️ you. I’m…

The police can order a business to stop selling legal goods to a certain ethnicity?

I always called my dad “Papa”. (I’m in my 30s also.) If there was any reason for it, it was that my mom had a real cringe reaction to words ending in “-y”. (The “panties” aversion writ large, which I picked up on.) So “mom” and “dad” were okay, but we never used “mommy” or “daddy” and almost always called them…

We call male parentals “papa” in my culture... to me “daddy” is more laid back. Are you sure this isn’t more immigrant appropriation from the hipsters?

I once ran out of TP and used a sheet of Brawny instead.

Would (presuming you are identifying as the mother) the father be able to call themselves the “Inseminator”?

My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

Shame he’s going to leave, Donald Trump will be creating plenty of new veterans in the next four years.

There are two answers for the 6 month old:

The common thread is racism and an employee who didn’t want to encounter a lone black man at night. They probably don’t think black people buy cheese.

And chest straps are called that because they go across the chest! Not the stomach, not the belly button, not hanging loose.