Because the terrorists hate freedom fries.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

the majority of Americans who voted for someone else don’t deserve this shit

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?

She’s also essentially outing her child as trans. Initials are used in the complaint she filed, but there are enough details there (parents’ names, details about the family) that classmates and anyone else who knows her personally will be able to identify her.

Speaking as someone who loves that particular body part and that particular term for it, please don’t sully cunts by associating this woman with them. Maybe “appendix”? Useless, diseased, and better off removed entirely?

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

Let’s hope the daughter countersues this — person — for harassment and emotional distress.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

My fear for Anxiety Monster is that her “friend” will not let her get off with such a simple email. If she’s truly a drama queen, she’ll rage at her on social media and be ruthless when talking about her to their mutual friends.

Obligatory seconding

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Don’t get it either. Is he saying (bafflingly) that abortion causes infertility? Or that he didn’t get the chance with ex-girlfriends because they decided to abort instead? Get a new fucking gf asshole (good luck now).

Still, Loeb made the baffling case in a New York Times op-ed last spring that he’s been unable to have kids because two of his ex-girlfriends had abortions.

Finally some fucking justice in the world. It’s a small step, but I’ll take it.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

This is what happened in the Washington case. The victim, a teenager just out of the foster system, was threatened with losing her housing and prison time if she didn’t recant. So she said, “I guess it’s possible that I dreamed it,” and they said, “Not good enough — you’re going to jail if you don’t admit to lying.”…