It's true, but that makes it perfectly in-line with every other Kardashian product. Utterly non-essential.

I want to remind everyone that she is a rape victim. People deal with trauma in different ways..

Quite often Simmons was what made the Worldwide Leader insufferable, especially as he started getting more on-air opportunities (he was also, admittedly part of what made it good, at least inasmuch as he made Grantland and 30 for 30 possible). This is like saying “I will listen to Colin Cowherd every day once he’s at…

He and Rhee make the perfect power couple: he writes the textbook on committing and covering up sexual abuse, and she sells them to charter schools at a 1000% markup.

Great story! I could only get behind the idea of a multi-thousand dollar wedding gown if it could last through at least 11 weddings and 120 years.

No, it sounds more like the “coach’s son” was acting like an entitled asshole that doesn’t feel like the rules apply to them, and has no respect for refs (probably after hearing his dad bitch about them, and at them most of his life). As a football player it’s your job to avoid the refs.

Pete Carroll still has the most punchable face in the biz.

Yeah, he just seems like a doofy frat-bro, with a really good day job.

I think he’s turning Japanese. I really think so.

The “history of structural racism” (not to say there isn’t one) is liberals’ equivalent to “thugs” (not to say some people aren’t).

Except Sherman isn’t making that argument to dismiss the movement entirely the way they have. Or to pretend that it isn’t an issue.

Not a reach at all.

Maybe because he thinks we are supposed to have a preconceived notion of how Sherman should feel about this issue? And yes, by mentioning the “context” of one side being more similar to what conservatives or Jason Whitlock, two obvious and frequent targets of Deadspin/Gawker ridicule, might say, it’s painfully obvious…

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

I had two serious relationships with fat people. I loved them. Sex was terrible. That I lost attraction for them and eventually no longer wanted to have sex with them had nothing to do with ick! or fear some stigma would rub off. The implication that people who aren’t attracted to fat people are fatshaming bigots is…

Agreed, they were terrific. The Chili Peppers should have hung up their socks about a decade ago, they looked like recently-divorced dudes straining to impress bridesmaids at a wedding reception. That, or freshly uncanned Spam packed into discount pleather pants.

No. Stop fetishizing mixed people.

The Colts’ fanbase is full of sanctimonious, Velveeta-addled turds, BUT I’ll take them any day of the week over Patriots’ fans. Maybe it doesn’t matter, because we’re in the lower bowels of hell here. To review: Colts > Patriots > Tebowites > Roger Goodell.

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

Yup, as much as they deny it, gamers somehow manage to keep living up to that stereotype too. Always that annoying kid who demands to be taken seriously, who can’t take a joke, and who has a massive chip on their shoulder acting like they are some oppressed minority. I say this as someone who watches Let’s Plays too,…