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Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

I just love the picture painted of drunken concealed carry holders going wild at an SEC game. Drinking while carrying under the new law is still a felony just like it was before no matter where you are carrying. Your rowdy drunk football fans with guns scenario is pure and utter bullshit and the truly terrible part is

What we need is an Iron Eagle.

“Pittsburgh fan here”

The argument that TBBT isn’t like real nerd life has always baffled me, too. Do people think being a cop in Manhattan is like Barney Miller? Or that Boston bars are bright, well-lit, and quiet like Cheers? NO sitcom is anything like real life.

I still don’t get the hate for the Big Bang Theory. I am what most would call nerdy (I build my own computers, play video games,work in the industry, etc.). I’ve watched the show from the beginning and still find it funny. If people’s conclusion is that all nerds are like what they see there, that seems to be more of

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

I dunno. I sorta like the idea that - for most people - Darth Vader is both a myth (few people see him, after all) and a nightmare. The humanizing of him should be limited to the story about the Skywalkers. For people outside that mythic arc (ie: everyone in R1), he should be just a nightmare.

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No matter how good the robot is, it’ll never match the awesomeness that is Igudesman & Joo.

Not only the whole “lets just destroy it to destroy it” but also “hey lets dump an entire cooling system worth of anti-freeze out randomly into the ground in the woods, and then while we are at it cut down two perfectly good trees to drop onto the truck”

What are you talking about? Craigslist is full of cars with V4s. Do some research dude.

I can certainly empathize. What is really happening is that people have already made their choice but want a “car guy” to reinforce their crappy decision.

“Yeah, automatic Corolla. Great car! Lots of fun!” <Dies inside>.

Let natural selection do its job. I wear my belt. My daughter wears hers. All my friends wear belts. It’s a no brainer. I don’t need or want any added complexity or expense added to my car to save the morons who can’t manage a simple thing like buckling their belt. Come on, people.

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

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in all seriousness, is there any music that makes absolutely ANY video better than yakety sax? I say no.

This should be easy.

Hey now.

Want to drastically reduce gang violence?

So... it’s gang members shooting each other. Cool. Now can we focus on THAT problem rather than throwing legislative resources at law-abiding people by restricting behavior with laws that gang members will not obey?