“Pittsburgh fan here”

Not only the whole “lets just destroy it to destroy it” but also “hey lets dump an entire cooling system worth of anti-freeze out randomly into the ground in the woods, and then while we are at it cut down two perfectly good trees to drop onto the truck”

What are you talking about? Craigslist is full of cars with V4s. Do some research dude.

I can certainly empathize. What is really happening is that people have already made their choice but want a “car guy” to reinforce their crappy decision.

“Yeah, automatic Corolla. Great car! Lots of fun!” <Dies inside>.

Let natural selection do its job. I wear my belt. My daughter wears hers. All my friends wear belts. It’s a no brainer. I don’t need or want any added complexity or expense added to my car to save the morons who can’t manage a simple thing like buckling their belt. Come on, people.

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

in all seriousness, is there any music that makes absolutely ANY video better than yakety sax? I say no.

This should be easy.

Hey now.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

If it doesn’t have this guy in it, it doesn’t exist.

Knock knock.

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

Meanwhile at your local gym

Turns out this isn’t stunt flying at all, just the pilot trying to outrun that music.

Ball of foot on brake, side of foot on gas... That’s how I’ve always done it.

Wow, I didn’t realize Thornton was such a cheap shot artist. Fuck that guy.

Nothing will ever shut the Crosby haters up - at this point they’re either more afraid of admitting they’re wrong than they are of looking ridiculous, or they’re simply too stupid to realize how good Crosby truly is - but can the rest of us rational hockey fans take a moment to laugh heartily at them after tonight’s…