Yeah, he looks hella rough, doesn’t he?

I grew up on a farm, so it always looks like someone with that piercing wants to be led around by the nose.

But just yesterday, everyone was commenting how wonderful Anthony Bourdain is! I’ve seen him target a friend. When he feels he’s been wronged, he is relentless in the bullying and blame. I refuse to watch his show or have anything to do with anything that involves him.

Pattinson looks like he might be having an affair with sweet lady H.

Not remotely surprised about Pattinson. Either he’s really gay or he’ll settle down with some non-descript white-toast heiress who plays golf.

About those youths - I just can’t get past that these septum piercings look like you have a booger hanging out of your nose.

I used to love Bourdain but lately I’m finding him becoming increasingly insufferable and cringe-worthy. He tries way too hard, his blase musings are desperately unfunny and his cynicism is more downright rude than wittily irreverent. It makes perfect sense for him to be dating Asia Argento, who is as irritating and…

I find FKA Twigs truly beautiful.

Emma Thompson continues to be a goddess

Bourdain cavalierly dumped his wife of nearly 30 years for a younger model and now he has “traded up” once again so he might as well shut the fuck up. No need to trash Hillary as a means of impressing his new hot number. He’s a blowhard.

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

My childhood home was in a small town in Indiana. It was a beautiful blue Dutch Colonial home in a neighborhood lined with huge old pine trees. Our house had been built in the 1800s and I always had a sense that it was haunted. The neighborhood was filled with kids my age and all the families got together for summer…

That story is why I am no longer allowed to read scary stories.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

She’s an ambulance chaser with no genuine motive other than to have her name known.

Calm down, Ms Bloom. You know very well that wasn’t a real apology.

Did she really just equate the backlash she’s getting for defending a serial sexual abuser with the pain her sexual harassment victim clients feel?

Well I certainly hope it wasn’t for the nookie. The last thing anyone deserves is Weinstein’s limp biscuit.