So, let’s see if I’ve got this straight: it’s 100% bad and evil for a woman to have an abortion and she and her doctor should go to prison, unless he ejaculated inside of her and thereby fertilized her. Then it’s okay.

The extra layer of weirdness to this story is that her name makes me think she’s Hispanic and being in Texas, I’d assume she’s of Mexican ancestry so how healthy is it to want to look like the wife of a man who got elected by disparaging Mexicans?

If she said what she said in the interview to an actual plastic surgeon and they still decided to do the procedure... that’s horrible.

I know, $60,000 to look like Melania and she doesn’t look anything like Melania.

How did I never realize the same author wrote The Stepford Wives AND Rosemary’s Baby? Interesting.

There’s nothing funny here. This is tragic in every way.

I would love to be alive for the first official Washington Post usage of ‘fuckboi.’

Just don’t forget about the ‘manstress.’

Sidepiece could be gender neutral and modern but, if anything, it sounds even more demeaning than mistress.

That’s the thing: There really is no word for a married woman’s extramarital affair, as women were typically expected to be faithful (ha!). But what if we call someone’s extramarital affair “his/her sweetie on the side”? It’s not sexist, and it’s gender-neutral.

GQ, of all places, has a mind-boggling writeup of how this plot was carried out. To answer your question: yes, these two women were absolutely set up, and it shows the DPRK has the most insane wetwork op in the world. The women were both impoverished sex workers, and they were recruited because they were disposable.…

I read somewhere that the reason there were two people involved is because a binary version of VX was used. Each woman had one of the two precursor compounds. When both were wiped on his face, the chemical reaction between the two precursors released VX in its deadly form.

On okc, all i ever keep seeing is guys who are super into Kurt Vonnegut.

Even a lot of married couples (throuples? foursomes?) are doing it. People talk about a paradigm shift and a different way of seeing love. I get the possibility of different philosophies about relationships, and I am sure that some people exist who work really hard at maintaining the ethos of really caring for your…

If you meet a vegan poly that does Crossfit, what do they tell you about first?

OkCupid also taught me how many men really need to clean their bathroom mirrors.

Or they THINK they are Poly, because thy think they’ll have unlimited options all the time. 

Okcupid taught me that too many men haven’t bothered to read a book since high school. They all seem to pick the Great Gatsby as their favorite book.

Q: How do know if someone is in a poly relationship?

Okcupid has taught me that you can’t throw a stone without hitting a polyamorous person. If those demographics are any indication of offline statistics, I am the last monogamous person under 35.