A lot of this articles sentiment about what IBM has produced is no different than most of the coverage on any of their products, except when we realize what these products actually created in society in the future...

Those are not bugs... those are features!

I didn’t even click the video and I’m already starting to itch.

Just to be sure...

I knew it. The phone was bugged!

Don’t you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.

Lucky for me the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio continues to pay off for the hungry investor.

Yes. I hear this. I guess i try to prep myself for the crushing disappointment these days.  It may be to early to,judge.

Little boy Giz commenters rush to post tasteless non-jokes like “pics or it didn’t happen” and “I’ll need to see those pictures for research purposes”, thus confirming every so-called stereotype about us nerds.

Being a researcher in Brazil, I can imagine thongs were involved

What the hell? Who needs to open a bottle that big?

Pointy end is the face. Stubby wiggly end is the poopy butt end. Also, breathing, and maybe other things too since insect anatomy differs quite a lot from mammalian.

actually they make them fight to the death like real-life pokemon.

Well, if nothing else, I no longer fear looking at the adult versions.

That is the famous NO NO pupper.

Nuke it from orbit!

Shake ya ass! Watch ya shell!