boring ass take right here.

One day, when I was a kid, my dad called me outside to see a cloud of migrating Monarchs that stretched from horizon to horizon. It’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. 

I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

Read the question again...it says “What year did the LEXUS IS launch in the United States?” The correct answer is 2000. The question is asking about a specific model, not the brand.

I missed it at first as well but the question is about the Lexus "IS"  not Lexus the company

Batman directing Batman! The multiverse is HERE

I have to admit, these are indeed brilliant and I am deeply ashamed that I never thought of them myself.

So Why Are Some Chicagoans Upset?

Are you suggesting that white conservative men don’t have enough representation?

Super Mario Bros wasn’t an arcade game.

No, this is an article about shaming terrible tattoos, not fricking awesome ones.

Are we really talking which tattoos don’t look classy on the site where I get my Taco Bell news?

Bohl and Bread? Boil and Bread? Bohr? Bohic? Basic?

“Nobody wants to f*** somebody who’s into globes.”

Here you go, although it gets a few points for making me laugh.

As a former Aramark employee on a big college campus....I can flat out say that we did not care at all.  Like, we cared less than how small our paychecks were. 

The reality is that dining hall employees know all of these things are happening. They see them in real time. Students are not as slick as they think they are. The employees just don’t give a shit, and why would they? It makes very little difference to the dining hall workers if a student rips off their giant…

It’s usually people avoiding hail, though. I didn’t encounter it so much until the last ten years, as if something is affecting our weather patterns...

If they were my dogs I’d tell them to make do with the sedan. All the other dogs don’t even own cars. Ungrateful bitches.

Had two 160lb Newfoundlands. Initially bought them a (shit) 06 Dodge Caravan but my boi Dante missed sticking his head out the window from when I could fit him in the back of a Camry (German shepherd size-7-10 months)