That Darn Taft
The Swiss Family Harrison
McKinleys, Go Home!

They got a little mileage out of Donald Duck's…quackiness.

Fun fact: Noel Coward wrote the play Cavalcade, which was adapted into the Best Picture of 1933 (albeit one regarded by some as less-good than others). Twenty-three years later, Coward had a cameo in Around the World in 80 Days, the Best Picture of 1956 (also regarded by some as less-good than others).

They say they fired Pierce, but I've always had my doubts. His powers cannot be dismissed so lightly.

Give it time. There'll be people whining that Donald Trump will be in the Hall of Presidents while Alexander Hamilton never will be.

"Who said he sleeps?"

With Joe Flynn as Aaron Burr

What if I get my biggest, oldest brother to butt them off a bridge?

Your dad's Joe Biden?

Fake Street, named after eminent Puritan Josiah Fake, is known in this area as one of the nicer residential streets in Madeupborough.

At least we have a cheeky John Barrowman, too.

"A 'new deal', you say? Eleanor, I've got it!"

I'll never forget the first time Abbie's Mom said that.

You never know when the Mooninites might strike, though.

Turns out the ghost writer was really Old Man McGillicuddy, the caretaker.

Can't say I'll miss all those fucked-up lowercase n's.

Not murder, but the one long-distance train trip I took - Chicago to Washington - a Purdue student (I later learned) decided to commit suicide-by-train right outside Lafayette, IN. We were stuck there for a few hours while matters were investigated and cleaned up, during which time the AC was turned off and the…

Follow Paul Newman's example and play a red Ford in Cars 3

I got the results of the election back. We definitely have President Trump.

It is interesting to realize that 100 or 150 years from now, our own grandchildren and great…grandchildren will know more about him than about us.