Can somebody explain how In-n-Out is the favorite restaurant of North Dakota of all places, a state that is over 800 miles from the closest In-n-Out in Riverdale, Utah?

The FCC’s jurisdiction over content on the public airwaves does not extend to the Internet, full stop. This is not even a close question. The Supreme Court made that clear in ACLU v. Reno, the decision that threw out most of the CDA.

Make one anyways and say it also protects against 6G. 

This makes me furious.  I could have done this!

The UP huge bubble tea fans in their militias.

You must be tired from all those mental gymnastics you just went through to believe what you just wrote.  

I hope I’m wrong, but cynical me says the only reason the Target Mossimos finally accepted a plea deal is that they know given COVID19 they will likely get house arrest, probation and community service instead of jail time. I will be genuinely shocked if they actually spend any time in jail.

Sure - but at the same time it’s not unreasonable that whoever is taking the risk funding the podcast has some lock in period, especially if it’s not a sure thing at the onset. The initial term was 3 years, not crazy at all.

Sorry, but getting government involved in that is even worse. Detestable as the Orange Howler Monkey’s tweets are, government being able to determine what is “acceptable” speech is swatting the fly with the bazooka. To comply, the writers/admins here will have to review every comment here and make judgement calls on…

This is a protected area and the leash requirement is to protect the birds. 

That’s not the worst apology I’ve ever seen (low bar), but the bit about her privilege blinding her to the fact that for some other groups the police are not just a benign protection agency is patent bullshit. She makes a point of saying to this guy that she is going to call the police and tell them an “African…

I’m not sure how me using a woman’s name to insult other women is sexist. I’m not obligated to support other women writ large, especially not when they do stupid fucking shit. I’ll take Karen any day to describe someone that’s actually being an asshole over being subjected to listening to people use “bitch” or “cunt”…

I’m really confused by the number comparison. So Osaka made 8 million dollars more than the previous record holder Sharapova made in 2015, yet only made 1.4 million dollars more than Williams? So did Williams also make more money last year than Sharapova had in 2015? Or what is the comparison number here?

In the midwest, especially the upper midwest (like at the top of Michigan’s lower peninsula), lakes and rivers sometimes freeze.

“This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class.”

Also relevant:

So someone wrote an entire script based off of a bit from Eddie Murphy’s first album?

Even when Empire came out, I wondered why just Snowspeeders had power harpoons with hundreds of yards of cable.

is that carly rae jepson?

“Like many folks in my middle-age group, I learned the very hard lesson to never allow anyone access to social media accounts or passwords,” Howze told Politico in a statement.