Birx’s number one goal is the re-election of Donald Trump, because that secures her the bag $$$.

Perhaps you’re in an area that’s seeing more shortages than me, but is the supply chain really crashing? Apart from not being able to find tofu, the occasional sell out of toilet paper (which I will never be able to understand, it’s not like you get explosive diarrhea from this disease) and the sometimes limited pasta…

Realistically speaking, a successful prepper doesn’t need more foodstuff than everyone else. Just more ammunition.

So, anyone who was willing to “moderate” the views of, say, Hitler or Charlie Manson also who be performing a service admirable, given the difficulty of the circumstances?

No Hawkeye!

At least in the text-only version, you can read it in any voice and just pretend that it’s a speech impediment, rather than fucking baby talk. Personally, I read it in this voice:

I couldn’t even find the comments on the laptop. Unfortunately a good portion of the time the comments 3 dots on my phone like a manipulative partner as is the same with other people.

Personally, I’m leaving when Torch does.

Only if they can actually get the comments to load on mobile and it doesn’t just hang forever trying to load all the ads.

please dear god no. 

That’s some “freshman who just got high for the first time” logic you’ve got there, Mini-Malthus.  

Eh. Most animals given the chance will spread their populations out as resources become scarce in one area, if able. We definitely have a disproportionate impact on the environment compared to most other species, but our spreading out isn't very unique except how we comparatively excel at it.

Every species is invasive. To make a comparison, wolves would spread everywhere if there was food everywhere. The “balance” you’re talking about is driven by scarcity - once there aren’t enough deer, etc, then wolves slow down, their population growth slows or declines slightly, and things balance out when there is a…

This is a warm-up. After Biden is elected they’re going to be out in massive force, squawking about the deficit, after several years of conspicuous silence.

Now’s the time to get in on that ‘get your own planet’ deal.

Well you were going to disappoint all of those women anyway. Better to get it over with now.

Oh, The Places You Should Not Go

AND she was brought up in some crazy fundamentalist Christian church, there are videos of her and her family singing a song about how they're no kin to monkeys! 

So we have now reached the Wings retrospective stage of the quarantine.