No Hawkeye!

At least in the text-only version, you can read it in any voice and just pretend that it’s a speech impediment, rather than fucking baby talk. Personally, I read it in this voice:

I couldn’t even find the comments on the laptop. Unfortunately a good portion of the time the comments 3 dots on my phone like a manipulative partner as is the same with other people.

Personally, I’m leaving when Torch does.

Only if they can actually get the comments to load on mobile and it doesn’t just hang forever trying to load all the ads.

please dear god no. 

This is a warm-up. After Biden is elected they’re going to be out in massive force, squawking about the deficit, after several years of conspicuous silence.

Now’s the time to get in on that ‘get your own planet’ deal.

Well you were going to disappoint all of those women anyway. Better to get it over with now.

Oh, The Places You Should Not Go

AND she was brought up in some crazy fundamentalist Christian church, there are videos of her and her family singing a song about how they're no kin to monkeys! 

It’s not too surprising when you realize fertility treatments are Huge Fucking Money for the industry.

So we have now reached the Wings retrospective stage of the quarantine.

Thank You. All information is GOOD information to me. It rounds out all.

Mackerel are better than sardines, but either way eating them any way but straight out of the tin is obviously wrong :-) But props for being adventurous to try this in the first place.

Frozen Blueberries. So versatile and keep a good while.

No love for frozen dumplings? Potstickers fried and dipped in spicy sauce, xiao long bao with black vinegar and ginger, shuijiao, wontons tossed with spicy bean sauce or in soup, pierogies boiled and then fried in bacon grease? A fast, satisfying meal that’s easily adjusted to any portion size.

(I pooped out a balloon when I was a kid... just sayin’)

My first answer was Stouffer’s French Bread Pizza. Nostalgic, sure. Also delicious. But then, of course, ice cream.