Yeah, that’s what happens. The A.V. Club won’t let us have any fun.

My homemade Prozac (which is mostly ice cream) also may*************** work against Coronavirus too!

I sympathize with her, but she should really testify. While some people like to look at Manning as a hero and others like to view her as something more of a villain or stooge, I think the truth is that she is today, just as she was 10 years ago, an emotionally troubled person who is predisposed to doing…

I can’t even watch the trailer without losing it. Every time I think I can enjoy the Beasties again I’m just not ready. RIP MCA.

if you looking for anti-physics movies, may I suggest some ogod old fasioned Bollywood action movies.

Marc Costanzo of the band Len, I’d imagine. 

They didn’t stick to bears.

ho the awful

or maybe the coming out story we never thought we needed:

Do you like cars? I do too. And Freedom. Democrats have a 1 car per family rule that I just pulled directly out of my asshole. SAD! [99% of mouth breathing yokels insanely clap and cheer]

Stealth audition. We all know Attenborough isn’t going to live forever.

Correct.

Honestly, I don’t think the problem is that we’re too hard on female politicians; we’re just not hard enough on male politicians.

He is so fucking dumb. How fucking dumb do you have to be to vote for someone who is so obviously fucking dumb. Jesus this country. 

Camacho 2024. At least the tweets would be intelligible.

I am all in but I want a Fancy Llama Cart

To be fair to them: His net favorability polling is very strong, so if you’re the type of person who thinks that kind of polling is super useful in a vacuum, it would make sense that you might overlook the obvious just-under-the-surface reality that of course Clinton supporters resent Sanders.

I’m there with you. The execution of lots of these “mashup” costumes are usually great (or maybe MineralBlu only captures the great ones...) but I want to know what kind of fever dream/acid trip the person had to come up with this idea in the first place. Maybe I’m overthinking it and it’s just decision-making via…

Borderlands Death Stranding Mario. Alright.

That’s not a Mr. T Night Elf. I believe that’s a Night Elf Mohawk!