No tune from me. Just this. This all the time.

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?

Fact remains, no matter the laws, criminals will always find a way.

Awesome, let’s just make drunk driving and murder legal while we’re at it too since people still find a way to break those laws.

Maybe career criminals will always find a way. But you’re average angry white guy who just grabbed the gun that was convenient to him? I doubt he would be able to get past real controls and would have to settle with attacking a school with a knife.

The Japanese love adding random punctuation, caps, acronyms, and engrish.

Exactly. I also love how by the middle of the first season, you can see how ill suited and awful Ryuji and Taiga’s respective crushes are for them...it essentially is a show that explains how having a crush is not the same as being in love.

Explain to me please, why does it matter? You’re not required to watch those streamers. You’ll barely see them for more than a few seconds while scrolling through the list. I’ve never understand the attitude against it. If they were nude, I could understand. So I’d like for you to explain why it matters and this is…

Or Kimagure Orange Road. I could just be showing my age, though.

The nonchalant, almost bored look on Federer’s face as he jogs back after that lob is priceless. He already knows what he’s going to do, how his opponent will return that shot and how he’s going to bury his return at the guys knees.

Although I admit it gets a little sloppy in the middle, I feel Maison Ikkoku is still one of the best romantic comedies out there. It has a solid cast and a definitive ending. ( I need more One Pound Gospel Takahashi-Sensei!)

Best romance anime is Nikki Mirai.

We had a run in with him last night while fighting Tempered Pukei and man he would not leave. So Pukei leaves the scene only for Bazel to follow to the next location. It was like watching Peter Griffin fight Chicken man for 10 minutes.

I like bigger dogs. I don’t like worrying that I might step on my pet. There are drawbacks - giant dog turds, huge food bills, can’t fit the dog into a sedan - but overall I like my canine horse quite well. Bichons are for powder-scented old ladies who take the dog outside to “tee-tee.”

Between this and fans who yell SHOOOOT I think there’s a future in hivemind coaches..

Whoa, you guys cracked the code. Cover LeBron?

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

In Communist Russia, Art brush Dog Ross! (Art is the dog’s handler’s name, at least in my head)

Flynn looks like Bob Ross. Goddamn shame they didn’t name him Dog Ross.