Between Kevin Pillar and Mike Soroka I feel like we’re in some bizarro version of MLB from 15-20 years ago. It’s like the computer ran out of original names and is now just switching out random letters.

I’m not a Warriors fan but I do think it’s a real shame. This was probably the greatest starting five ever assembled.

There has to be a story here, because why would she quit this “job”? She has amply demonstrated that she has no sense of shame or self-awareness so it can’t be that.

This is amazing!

Whatever else is wrong with this modern world in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen

I wish one or more Blues players had gone over and licked him at this exact moment.

Megan Rapinoe is 33 years old. Just saying.

I mean, Google had to shut down its Glass project because of just the suggestion of this, pretty much. Literally one of the top five most powerful companies in the world, which had invested billions of dollars into a thing...

As someone who grew up in New York and had to buy fireworks from secret stock at random stores in Chinatown where no one spoke English (you can’t even do that anymore nowadays!), I always love seeing huge fireworks stands by the side of the highway in the South. I want to buy the most dangerous thing they’re…

Jingoism versus unions? I really don’t know. WWE is always the most surprising to me.

I’m unreasonably fascinated by this graphic.

So this kid and Jack Leiter are going to be on the same team? They’re not worse than the Orioles but in a three game series with equivalent offenses they’d make it interesting.

Histrionics aside, dude has a 38 bWAR over ten complete seasons. He’s been a shockingly consistent and good/great player. Just looking at his stats, I was a bit amazed.

I don’t think anyone would argue that Marchand isn’t a great player. I’m also not convinced that he doesn’t want to lick Chara, though.

Wait...what?

Cam Neely is 54 years old and acts like this at work.

It’s gotta be killing Marchand that he can’t take advantage of this somehow. I wouldn’t put it past him taking a shot at Chara just because he can’t help himself.

Ah, but don’t you see? Golf, which shares literally nothing in common with Artifact, isn’t pay-to-win so Artifact isn’t either.

In my experience, the worst thing you can do in business is fail to communicate with your customers/clients; a close second is telling your clients what you think they want to hear when it’s not 100% the truth. Transparency is the key to success. Not only does it make things a lot easier when fuck-ups do happen, it…