I remember the early 2000s Oakland A’s had a lot of this. Between Matt Stairs and the Giambi brothers there was a distinct shortage of necks on those teams.

What horrible thing did Doc Emrick do to your family for you to hold this opinion?

Is it really that much weirder than someone like Dolan owning the Knicks? I mean, yes, the Knicks make money. But they’re just as much toys for that man-baby.

Isringhausen at least ended up with a good to very good career as a reliever. But yeah, TINSTAAPP.

Other than already having Stanley Cup success, Tortorella often reminds me of Tom Coughlin circa 2006: I wonder if he just stopped being such an abrasive asshole all the time he could be a far better NHL head coach. He’s clearly fantastic at a lot of things and a tremendous motivator; it’d be kind of sad if he became…

I remember when the Rangers won the President’s Trophy in 1992. That year it was the Penguins who ejected Messier 11.

I remember my dad always used to beat me handily at chess. We wouldn’t play that often, maybe only once every few months just for fun. Then I started playing with a classmate who was pretty serious about it. He taught me some basic concepts like tempo and controlling the center of the board, as well as more specifics…

So what have the Dothraki and Unsullied armies been eating this whole time? They’ve each traveled half the length of the Seven Kindoms (about 1500 miles by some estimates) through war and winter-ravaged lands with no visible supply lines.

TIMBER FIRES CAN’T MELT STONE BUTTRESSES

Ten years ago everyone thought the Tea Party and the Freedom Caucus were a bunch of loud extremists. Then they primaried everyone in the Republican party who disagreed with them and now they’ve had the country by the legislative throat for the past four years.

Good boi

Humans are the best endurance runners. We’re built that way. Dogs beat us because they’re pretty well built themselves, and also they love us and are the best.

Sorry if it came off like I was implicating you here with these putative beliefs. I didn’t mean for it to come off that way and if it did it’s my fault! The Lori Loughlins of the world, though...sheesh.

Schilling was invited to and participated in the Red Sox’ opening day ceremonies on Monday. Even he hasn’t quite cleared “too racist for Boston” yet.

I mean, what about, you know, Caltech? I mean sure, it’s not for everyone, but if you think Caltech is somehow less prestigious than USC your educational priorities might be a bit off.

Didn’t the daughters pose in the fake crew photos? That makes them 100% complicit. Unless they thought their parents just wanted photos of them posing as members of a club crew team for no reason, in which case they seem pretty much objectively dumb.

There’s actually been less study of this than you’d think, given the depth of analysis that baseball is currently undergoing with regards to exit velocity, launch angles, and pitchers’ spin rates, but what’s out there suggests that going for a bank shot may increase the chance of a successful shot from many parts of…

So basically Isiah Thomas, but not actually a little bit evil.

I feel like I’m missing someone obvious, but have any ex-HOFers in any sport ever made successful owners or executives (not counting coaches) outside of Jerry West?