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It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for

They review the film on its own merits. You don’t give anything a pass because of source material. They simply let you know if it’s a good movie or not. That’s a qualification of critic. There’s also being able to remember the difference between “breathe” and “breath.”

... what if he was, though, because they’re all grim and boring as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Cuz they’re exactly what you said and winning on a virtual game for no stakes is the closer they’ll get to feel gratification in life, no matter the means.
Keep it dark!

Not for the 1st time,

Well, when you’ve seen one Diglett, you’ve seen them all really.

A cry for help I’d wager.

Does that count as Pokémon pedophilia? I don’t think Mareeps are old enough to be doing that with an Ampharos.

“Netflix and chill? Naw babe,’come through and catch this Gyrados”

Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

tfw they’re pulling on three

she head too big for she gotdamn Barney

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

the script is actually a step up imo

This preview for the “Jurrassic World” sequel does not look promising.

Yep! They’re one of the best exercises you can do. I know I have them listed here for women, but push-ups are great for everyone.

Push-ups! For all of us lazies, who can’t (won’t) get to the gym and don’t have exercise equipment, a regular regimen of push-ups will do a lot for all sexes, body-types. Start with modified push-ups if can’t do a regular one, and just keep doing them most days of the week, and keep adding more reps when you can.

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

Agree, maybe Rachet Becky? They seem more like Chrystals or Ambers, or Brandis (obv spelled with an i).

700 calories/day is way too low and unsustainable. (unless you’re like 3’5)