Oh yeah; all of that is first-year stuff.

You deserve so many more stars. Yeah, that essay collection was awesome. ;)

It sounds like Univision is planning to keep the other blogs up - they’ve all established themselves in their niches. They’re basically ready-made verticals for a company that wants to get more heavily involved in the content game.

Jez isn’t going anywhere! Only Gawker.com. The rest of the Gawker Media family on sites is continuing on, at least for the time being. I’m not entirely sure why the Gawker main page alone is being shuttered, but fortunately not every site within the gawker media group is being shut down with it.

I BIND YOU BRANDON FROM DOING HARM, HARM AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF. I BIND YOU BRANDON FROM DOING HARM, HARM AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF

You get no disagreement from me. I’m an advocate of reporting all sexual assaults. I’m a former victim, too, and I believe that assaults must be reported on par with the rate at which they occur; the police and prosecutors must be held accountable for failing to develop better investigative processes and failing to…

Stifle your laugh harder this is serious

This is about sexism and it's very vey serious, mr bacon.

Srsly tho- can this be a feature for every game that comes out from now on? For every tv show title? This is the most glorious thing I’ve seen on Jez in a long time.

I am in my period so I am not sure why you are being so mean to me! I JUST WANT THE SKY. Is that too much to ask!?!

feminist manifesto

Leash, I’ve decided at long last to expose you, finally to unburden you of the cloak of propriety and political correctness; to cleanse your palate of the bitter taste of subterfuge.

your use of the word penetrate is incredibly aggressive towards me rn

omg you were right this is fantastic

No Labia’s Sky

*crosses fingers and grabs the popcorn*

So the next Jezebel Olympics event is about attracting angry mansplainers, right? I’m betting on you for the gold!

serious as a goddamn heartattack

I empathize with your frustration; I’ve been there. But, your description of your conversation lacks clarity. Who was the ADA you spoke to? Did they say that yours was a case that likely wouldn’t result in a successful prosecution? Did they offer the intoxication of your assailant as a primary reason why they declined…