You’re cool. Do you know just how shitty a job hotel housekeeper is? Ok, so don’t tip. But I will.

I thought it held up fine - they seemed to play fair there, with there usually being a second level to the conversation you;d pick up on rewatch.

The Good Place had the best first season of any comedy since at least Arrested Development, maybe ever.

Same here...I've seen people eat a tamale, wrapping and all. (...and I live in Texas.) O.o

Years ago I was in Spain where boquerones are ubiquitous. They're tiny little sardines which are deep friend whole. They are crunchy and delicious. My mother had insisted that when I get to Portugal I immediately order Sardines. When they arrived they were like eight inches long- but whole and ungutted. My first…

I've found that, when confronted with food you don't recognize and find baffling, the best thing to do is say, "Hey, what's this? I'd love to try it but how do you eat it?" Only the most assholish of assholes will laugh at you for your ignorance. Food is different everywhere.

Many years ago, when I was a young legal…

In America, there is almost nothing a customer can say or do to warrant being asked to leave. Technically verbal abuse or hate speech, but if you read enough of these posts (or talk to anyone who has worked in the service industry) we are expected to expect that sort of thing.

I'm surprised they didn't add it to the menu. Seriously. Bacon fat, whipped cream and maple syrup? Jesus, that would almost make a shoe edible.

alas, we're bound by a strict code of ethics that requires us to refrain from pointing out that you're an asshole. Also, we still depend on their tips to do things like pay our rent. :( so the asshole/good service cycle continues.

It's like a fancy Fritos Chili pie served in the bag.

This is how we learn things. Stop being a delicate flower.

Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be a strong point for many people.

In England it's known as a fried slice, and is often part of a full English breakfast. It's too much for me, I have to admit - tasty, but the amount of grease is a bit disgusting.

I wish he'd been a little more condescending, considering how easily you could have just, you know, looked at the picture, if you're totally unfamiliar with this presentation.

Yes.

Well, she didn't get French toast, but she may have discovered American toast...

I feel you - I accidentally put coins in the holy water at a cathedral in Rome. I didn't realize until my fingers were wet - and many Romans were staring at me angrily.

If I lived there I would have the absolute best deck of anyone in the world. It would even have 5 toilets on it.

I don't understand all these people giving chefs a hard time. Why would you knowingly fuck with people that prepare your food and have access to an assortment of knives?

so is this how you're getting around then?