Unfortunately it’s powered by diesel and has 3 open recalls on it.

Develop and deploy an airborne laser: +10 Bond Villain Points

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

You need a Honda Fit

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Seller took his new dealer license down to Manheim Auctions, bought a cheap Panamera with needs, he polished away those needs, and now flips it to the first sucker who doesn’t do his homework. And he writes a misleading ad to prove his lack of honesty.

I will never understand the endless venom for the 1st gen Panamera’s looks. I always thought it was a handsome and uniquely Porsche look that I would love to drive (if I could afford one).

Texas resident here. Nobody is filling up their cars in fear of paying an extra $5 per fill up. People are filling up because gas is getting impossible to find. I would gladly pay 2008 prices for gas right now.

Will the vehicle be available for purchase to gangling hipsters exclusively?

This is unbelievably dumb, this is an event that has gone on for multiple years and is well known. You can’t plan for neo nazis plowing a crowd with your vehicle a year+ in advance.

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

How about keep the Nitro and start saving money.

This is especially sweet for me because every single ‘94 Integra owner I knew in high school told me their car could do 200. Guess I need to sign up for Facebook so I can apologize to them for my doubt.

What’s with all the shade though?

Entirely off-topic, and I know this is beyond just Kotaku, but the new “Hey, please disable your adblocker, and also now we have those terrible Taboola clickbait ads” seems rather self-defeating, no?

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

I am just going to say it. I like the PT Cruiser. We rag on it for being terrible to drive. I like it because it doesn’t pretend to be what it isn’t. It is a roomy, comfortable, affordable, utilitarian car. It is not sporty and it does not try to be sporty. It is a compact CUV sold 10 years before compact CUV’s became…

“cans of spraypaint were also found in the car, it later turned out the cows had been driving to vandalize a burger restaurant sign, and were pretending to have been kidnapped. One sign had already been defaced with the words ‘eat mor chikin’”

Counterpoint: No.

The garage.