The episode she shows to open her speeches.

I have never had anyone touch my leg like Macron is doing to Trump unless they were an annoying aunt or a girl im with. Sorry Macron, Trump only whites Americans. I mean likes Americans.

Thigh squeeze =/= knee pat

How can you save money by calling a wedding a birthday? Sounds like you’re suggesting fraud.

Can’t even tell who is who. Terrible.

Always online DRM? No thanks! FUCKDRM teased this as their next release. 

Teaching your kid to gamble huh? Guess there’s all kinds of parents...

Shit. I remember a Colbert Report where he had on like 5 or 6 first responders of 9/11 complaining that they are getting little to none of them healthcare promised. He had them back on a few years later and there was only 1 or 2 left alive to show up.

FIX IT FIX IT! You had one job. Tsk tsk.

Eat your heart out baseball. We got a new American pastime. 

oh shit well now that you commented on your own blog it really cements the bullshit,

Whaaat? Kirby is mainstay, he could be any race!

Goddamn I love comic nerds that make it big. They have enough money that their nerdy collection creates new productions.

Real love is pretending your little bastard couldnt keep his head above the water in the tub

Aren’t you you supposed to say when you get paid by a corporation to write an article?

Now I know famlicide gets a bad name in the media but....

Nor here in Vernon Hills. Although when I’m driving down 60 towards the tollway it kinda seems like it’s on a very slight slant.

Vernon hills > Libertyville

Merry Christmas and we become gods!

I always thought Valkyrie chronicles was the natural evolution of the advanced wars system. I mean the actual series, not the knock off they somehow managed to release last year