Always online DRM? No thanks! FUCKDRM teased this as their next release. 

Teaching your kid to gamble huh? Guess there’s all kinds of parents...

Shit. I remember a Colbert Report where he had on like 5 or 6 first responders of 9/11 complaining that they are getting little to none of them healthcare promised. He had them back on a few years later and there was only 1 or 2 left alive to show up.

FIX IT FIX IT! You had one job. Tsk tsk.

Eat your heart out baseball. We got a new American pastime. 

oh shit well now that you commented on your own blog it really cements the bullshit,

Whaaat? Kirby is mainstay, he could be any race!

Goddamn I love comic nerds that make it big. They have enough money that their nerdy collection creates new productions.

Real love is pretending your little bastard couldnt keep his head above the water in the tub

Aren’t you you supposed to say when you get paid by a corporation to write an article?

Now I know famlicide gets a bad name in the media but....

Merry Christmas and we become gods!

I always thought Valkyrie chronicles was the natural evolution of the advanced wars system. I mean the actual series, not the knock off they somehow managed to release last year

Definitely heavy coke use.

This is what you sound like when you’ve done a ton of coke. Your nose is clogged and tongue/lips are completely numb.

Oops thought this was kotaku. Must’ve accidentally clicked through to the onion

Jeeze. Why cant successfully retired and rich adrenaline junkies stick to something safer. Like cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

So you invaded his privacy and assaulted him? No wonder he felt like he had to find someone else.