“Torrent it” Really?

How edgy. Whatever.

Carrie Underwood can’t be very interesting once you get past the part that you are sunk to the nuts in a famous, hot and wealthy woman. Nope. Not based on those terrible ‘dance’ moves she busts out as she prances along, limp-synching a song that makes The Pet Shop Boys sound like Sweet Child O’ Mine era GNR.

Give a…

She wrote “a Ape” and could not conjure a simple “n” word. Subtle brilliance, no doubt.

Let’s not jump to conclusions here! If ever a guy could argue a case of mistaken identity it sure is this fellow. He was probably driving somewhere to buy his wife a nice present when the scheming sister, pretending to be his wife, popped up in the back seat looking to enjoy a kinky sex game. Surprised and unsure of…

Nope. Meatloaf is still with us.

Oh. K.D. Lang has owned that song for a long time.

Trump-felchers. Right up there with Necro-pedo-felchers.

Even Ted (Poopy-pants) Nugent scored an actual invite to an actual political rally last night. The Material Cocksocket just had to try and be relevant in a moment where nothing mattered to her more than self-promotion and nothing spoke more to her irrelevance than her silly comments.

And he got Peter Frampton to sing “I want You, To Choma The way” whilst they ate it. Asanti Sana.

Clearly, you gents (with all due respect to the chefs at hand), have never had Pad Thai on the streets of Sukhumvit Soi 3 at three am while a dozen Lady Boys explained to you what very handsome men you were.

Didn’t Harry Carey have a slight vocal affectation along those lines? I suspect that was his nod.

No. This is what you get when your brain is addled with Fox News bullshit.

Get your sarcasm meter fixed... pronto.

Fairly certain she does not have a big enough grudge against her lady parts to ever let you fuck her. Meanwhile... they should have at least put her in business class as a compromise. Keep the talent happy, well rested and in good spirits. Why on earth would they put her in coach FFS?

Fourth and nineteen sounds like Joseph Smith’s eldest wife. I get the plan. By the suns of Kolob I get the plan.

1.8 billion ‘new’ Galaxies and still not enough stars for you. Nice.

Thailand has many wonderful people and customs so having to stand through the video/audio homage/Anthem/Worship our King routine before every movie is annoying but a small price to pay for the joys of Thai hospitality. Should you ever find yourself in the Land of Smiles taking in a movie, note that the only person in…

Oh Tebow, Tebow, because Tebow

Yes. Quite good.

And yet...

A million dollar studio build-out and a Mackie 2408 desk? Still laughing at this brilliance.