I have questions about the “You won’t find it online as it’s not public knowledge, but it’s widely known”. I mean that's easy to say. 

#BelieveWomen

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Why We Need Unions, Item #96837

I think it says something about you, or perhaps western society, that Vampire and Ninja merited capitalisation but dentist did not.

“In hindsight, I mishandled that situation. I was not sensitive, my initial reaction to it. I wasn’t totally aware of how the trans community felt about those three actors playing—and how they felt in general about cis actors playing—transgender people. I wasn’t aware of that conversation—I was uneducated. So I…

We’re told that they sold Rey for drinking money. This doesn’t sound like the action of someone who’ll try to find you again later. (Also, then they died.) As for why they abandoned her where they did, I’m going to say “because Jakku is the kind of place where you can sell a child for drinking money.” Hopefully there…

We’re told that they sold Rey for drinking money. This doesn’t sound like the action of someone who’ll try to find you again later. (Also, then they died.) As for why they abandoned her where they did, I’m going to say “because Jakku is the kind of place where you can sell a child for drinking money.” Hopefully there…

deadspin died trying to protest these ads. gawker media staff hate them but don’t have a choice.

This time around, the Tyrant is stuck in a single room, BUT it’s where you find a Red Herb, so, y’know.

God, this game is turning into such a shit show. I’m glad I only bought 2 copies. 

aren’t you such a pluralist today

She’s a little young to be his father.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Looking forward to this and thanks in advance for Dowd suggesting the uncanny valley as an consequence of an unreliable memories of an old man. Oh and fuck Jim Spanfeller et al for destroying a site I visited daily for over 12 years.

I disagree - it is precisely this kind of art that showed me that a life of crime wasn’t for me - the highs are never worth the lows. Also Jim Spanfeller can eat a dick. 

This looks great, and an A minus review from Mr. Dowd makes me think this must be truly special. Why, it almost took my mind off the fact that Jim Spanfeller is a massive piece of shit who ran Deadspin into the ground.

Martin Scorses is such a great director, it almost makes me not think for a second about what an absolute shitheel and incompetent Jim Spanfeller is.