deadspin died trying to protest these ads. gawker media staff hate them but don’t have a choice.

This time around, the Tyrant is stuck in a single room, BUT it’s where you find a Red Herb, so, y’know.

God, this game is turning into such a shit show. I’m glad I only bought 2 copies. 

aren’t you such a pluralist today

She’s a little young to be his father.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Looking forward to this and thanks in advance for Dowd suggesting the uncanny valley as an consequence of an unreliable memories of an old man. Oh and fuck Jim Spanfeller et al for destroying a site I visited daily for over 12 years.

I disagree - it is precisely this kind of art that showed me that a life of crime wasn’t for me - the highs are never worth the lows. Also Jim Spanfeller can eat a dick. 

This looks great, and an A minus review from Mr. Dowd makes me think this must be truly special. Why, it almost took my mind off the fact that Jim Spanfeller is a massive piece of shit who ran Deadspin into the ground.

I’m a little disappointed that it’s not coming to a theater near me, though considering Dowd’s description of the de-aging effects, it might work a bit better on a small screen.

Martin Scorses is such a great director, it almost makes me not think for a second about what an absolute shitheel and incompetent Jim Spanfeller is. 

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

So they wiped all comments from Deadspin this afternoon.

So, he was an absolute moron with terrible judgment. But he confronted his stupidity, accepted his wrongness, and learned. In 2019, that seems like a fucking miracle.

Honestly, I feel like giving this guy a parade.

Damn Regina King is 48? I never would have guessed! 

Respectfully going to have to disagree. Beginning a series with an over looked massacre, examining how reparations would impact the culture, and casting a 48 year old Black woman as your super hero lead is bold.

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

This article is so timely for me. I’m playing D&D for the first time for my 32nd birthday party on Saturday  (actual bday Sunday), and myself and several party members have social anxiety. I posted this on the event facebook page and everyone is like omg thank you. so yeah. Oh em gee thank you.