Oh, I don't know about all that.

Holy shit, what a double standard. Just because her dealer was a pharmacy she can't possibly be a junkie and we shouldn't rush to judgment.

She was loaded up on Xanax, Fentanyl, and Adderall according to the toxicology. Let's stop pretending like this was some unpredictable tragedy.

The entire Alex Cross series (including Kiss the Girls) doesn't credit any co-authors.

You might be more right than you know. Rumors have been around for years in the publishing industry that James Patterson uses a network of ghostwriters.

Magical assassin training should have been way cooler.

More of a Publick/Hammer schedule tbh

This is Aaron's wife. You have caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.

That's my go-to breakfast move.

Mike Huckabee's smooth, round son tortured a dog to death at Boy Scout camp.

Smoked corned beef is American pastrami.

I love the way this piece starts with a casual reference to Irish tacos, like it's a thing everyone makes on the regular.

You guys might as well have named the show "Awkward Scattered Laughter"

Phadraig is zhen.

Same here. I guess they started shooting March 5th.

As I understand it, you're exactly right. The Tick was released the same way. Only a handful of these pilots get picked up, and we probably won't see another episode until summer 2018.

Her brother — Huck's smooth, round son David — did torture and kill a dog at Boy Scout camp.

Keep your fuckin' distance! Remain on your side of the street! Do not interfere with me in any way! Goron cocksuckers!

I really feel like you hit the nail on the head with this.

If anything can relieve the crushing existential pain of having to live in Pittsburgh, it's Primanti Brothers.