You can just take a cue from Top Gear and say "Cocks"

I go through this discussion every semester with my hate speech class. "But if THEY call themselves niggas/fags/dykes/mutts/etc., why the hell can't I?" Because context matters. Who it is who's saying the words matters. If it's somebody who the word is normally targeted against, that means, "Hey, I'm owning this so…

no biracial people i know use that term. you cited one example of a biracial person using it, determined that "many" people say it, and then decided it was OK for you to use the term to describe a group to which you do not belong. so yeah, you are awful. enjoy being you.

You are truly an idiot. Just because the president uses a term doesn't mean it is put on a list of terms that can never be deemed offensive. "Mutts is a word often used by biracial people, like the President of the United States of America." Your assumption that a) many biracial people use this term is b) no excuse or…

you are awful

"MUTTS?"

DID YOU REALLY JUST CALL US FUCKING DOGS?

I'm too old for this shit.

haw

He's never embarrassing, but he sure looks blasé—like he'd be just as happy doing something else.

Like "multidimensional math," perhaps?