“I eat your fish heads! I eat them up!”

“that the people in charge of baseball, a big and beloved American thing, don’t seem to care about it very much”

I had to throw a guy out of a bar today because he called LeBron James an uncle tom. I’m black, he’s white, and we literally weren’t even talking to him. And this is in San Francisco.

The new color rush uniforms are weird

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

I’m thinking they should each be made to pay full tuition, room, and board for several low-income students for four years. And to actually get to know those students so “a fair shot” has some meaning.

For a guy who talks for a living, it’s baffling how Colin Quinn never met a sentence he couldn’t mangle.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

lmaooooo, who the fuck would wanna see this dumbass mov—

Pretty cool that our last two republican presidents didn’t really want to be president for any real reason except because then they’d be president and could show their daddies they were actually really good boys. And tough. And smart. So a few hundred thousand people had to die along with whatever was left of American…

There’s plenty of kind people all over the world who end up in concentration camps or get bombs dropped on their heads or get shot to death in a Wal-Mart or get kidnapped and sexually trafficked or have their homes and livelihoods stolen through various circumstances or have any number of similarly awful fates befall…

this is a dark f’in period.

I was gonna say Bartolo Colon, but honestly? I couldn’t outrun Bartolo Colon. I mean, I definitely probably-could- but I wouldn’t want the guy to feel bad. He’s given me so much joy! I’d throw the race. I hope you’re happy, Bartolo.

Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is a Rockets fan, condemned the NBA’s stance on Sunday. “We’re better than this; human rights shouldn’t be for sale & the NBA shouldn’t be assisting Chinese communist censorship,” he wrote on Twitter.  {Guardian}

The answer to this and other questions may be found in the article you just skipped past so you could fire off this dumb comment.

Today on Deadspin: Chris Thompson breaks down Chris Thompson’s break down.

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

Everyone who doesn’t want to watch this movie (and I’m in that group) should instead go watch Phoenix in You Were Never Really Here, where his work is quiet, understated, and absolutely spectacular. That film, which appears to be about a hit man doing a particular job but which is actually an exploration of trauma,…

So I just saw this.