If only it shot lasers at peons :(

It's also a yiffing information site along with being the best place to watch pigs be destroyed by a machine in minutes.

@YummyCyanide

@Anarchi

Well they are Dutch, so why would they do it based on American females? Not to mention if they did use American females as the standard think how much worse it would be, given that a vast majority of girls these days look like clowns when they leave the house.

Made my day! :D

So perhaps it is you who should get the mop and bucket, wench! :P

But if they attached a dead thing to their body - via medical methods - you'd be more comfortable? Becuase I was thinking of getting a dead toe swen to my forehead for the ":O lulz!!" effect.

I find that with an influx of cash I can weight :(

Maybe she didn't have a phone, her number, or something to that sort. It happens a lot I assume.

Ah, makes sense now. I had assumed these were emails floating around between actual officers. Still not very good for any type of entity to have these emails, but at least it's not the ones serving the community.

Good points. I just believe that these emails shouldn't even be in the system of the police department let alone sent around the office and replied to. Yes, they may get emails from random people (again this shouldn't even be the case) but at the point of LOL'ing at it, sending it around, or doing anything that is…

I'll troll you if we can cuddle after :D

I think he looks high more than anything haha!

I disagree that these emails are nothing, they go towards the character of the officers. Talking about how they don't care if someone is shot for being retarded and holding a knife, talking about how if you're going to shock a terrorists nuts - make sure they are wet, making nasty remarks about illegals.

Gorgeous! Almost has a madrigal feel to it.

o.O

You are utterly silly. There is a difference between spanking and shocking. I was only spanked once in my childhood and I came out far better than the children of parents who regularly hit their kids - I think the spanking more inforces the parent/child relationship rather than bad behavior.

Psh! That can't decapitate 1,200 piggies in an hour.

#winning