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You are utterly silly. There is a difference between spanking and shocking. I was only spanked once in my childhood and I came out far better than the children of parents who regularly hit their kids - I think the spanking more inforces the parent/child relationship rather than bad behavior.
Psh! That can't decapitate 1,200 piggies in an hour.
I need this van! Set up camp in my apartment complex courtyard and just bake away. Oh, and Robert, really? Perhaps you should smoke in the tent too, numb the pain for when the stick is yanked out of your ass :) (Edit comment)