Humbug! The day an electric car is rated at 400 miles per charge is the day a rocket first stage lands on a barge in the middle of the ocean!

sarcasm is hard, we understand. dust yourself off and try again tomorrow. 

exactly. this isn’t difficult. but, people mistake their wants with needs all of the time. 

No, I’m not superior. That’s the fucking point. Anyone can do it.

I grew up with thrifty shopper clothes. Kmart was splurging for us. I’m familiar with being fucking poor. I started working at 12. I started as a laborer for a construction company at 20, I busted my ass and made foreman a few years later.

Did I say you weren’t? Personal attacks part of the job description, asshole?

So you’re proof that hard work pays off then. I was dumped into the workforce just before that same recession, bought my first house just before the crash. I was smart, though, only spent half of what the bank had approved me for. Had I extended myself as far as the bank would have let me, and bought the house I…

Quite the thoughtful response, Bradley. I grew up poor. Started working at 12, busted my ass, made mistakes along the way. I owned my mistakes and learned from them. Now, I’m pretty fucking comfortable.

Skip the booze, scratchers, and smokes for a bit. Back when I was 14 working the grocery store in my podunk town nearly every person paying with WIC checks seemed to have enough cash to buy a couple cartons of smokes, a couple 30 racks, and $20-50 in scratchers at least every week.

Pretty simple, if you’re living paycheck to paycheck, buy a 2-3k dollar used car.

Wait a birth certificate and current state issued ID is “too rotten hard” now? 

Don’t you people have passports?

its real. and you sound like a wet blanket.

Like everyone else here, I’m just here for the Fiero with the jet on top.

I will never understand the appeal of HD.

Its all President Trumps fault. If he would have given away tax dollars to start government programs, I am just sure that the brand would have survived. If only President Trump would have started some junior motorcycle training course in middle of NYC then Harley may have had a shot. Sadly you Conservative fuckbags…

I kid. David is my absolute favorite writer around here. His posts are often him doing cool stuff and telling us about it. It’s like a friend telling me, “OK, you’re not going to believe this shit...”

But a dustpan and broom...

Did we ever find out where he landed?

Good ol’ Patrick, ever the team player.