Incorrect: they were chasing a chicken

More like Formula #2. 

They’ll sell tens of them over the life of the vehicle. 

Shit, I didn’t think of that.

Yeah but if we move out to LA, you know Tracy’s gonna be hanging out at your place all the time. He’ll bring his Jeeps too. All of them.

I will never give up my LA suburbia home with its four-car garage with cracker fridge and an extra-long driveway. I can’t fathom having to wrench on the curb like some common animal. Can you even enjoy a beer out there?

Supposedly our latest set of overlords is looking for an office in LA, and when I suggested we move Jalopnik there I was met with almost zero resistance from the staff. Maybe we can decamp for the West Coast.

I misread your last word as ‘Tanks’.

Are we sure it’s a rude Canadian, and not a transplanted Californian?

What an eh-hole.

Maybe they’re flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong?

I always assumed that if I saw a headline with “Majestic Sky Dick” in it, it would be on either Vanity Fair or The Atlantic, and be yet another story about some fucking punk band that Beto was in during high school.

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

I think Trump had an opportunity that wouldn’t be afforded to a Democratic president to correct the unintended consequences, but went about it entirely the wrong way. The right way would be  to build a coalition, present a united front against China, and maybe  develop new markets for American goods bought largely by…

[Dad slams on the breaks...little Johnny comes flying forward and hits the windshield, sliding into the passenger seat unconscious.]

Interesting how earlier today’s “Morning Shift” article devoted a great deal of text to trashing the trade war that was instigated by China by it’s ongoing blatant disregard for intellectual property rights...

Oh Li, won’t you build me a Mercedes Benz ?
The Party all drive Parshes, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Li, won’t you build me a Mercedes Benz ?

I’m always wearing a condom. Long story. 

The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it.