This guy is clearly a dick. Nix one idea: don’t pardon Agnew.

Weird, I usually go INTO the bathroom when I have the runs...

There’s this handy feature on your mouse called a “scroll wheel” that can be used to move past things you don’t give a shit about. You appear to have used the “left click” button instead, and that’s why you’re here reading about something you don’t care about.

Step One: Decide how much you want to spend.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

I pray I never have to hear his voice again

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

Tom, THIS GUY right here, when you have a guy who went 45-51 over his last six seasons a decade ago, you HAVE to throw all the money and resources you can at a generational talent such as THIS GUY right here!

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

$1,500 for a running Corrado is a pretty sweet deal. Unless of course it has some unknown malady such as the seats containing only wasp nests instead of foam padding, or maybe the steering wheel being covered in razor blades, lemon juice, and anthrax.

The fact that those cases even get heard in court is what’s wrong with this country.

When Binders stop leaking, normally that means they are all out of fluids

Sorry Browns, every Rosen has its thorns.

It wasn’t that odd. Those staring their car in the winter to warm up used to just jam their foot on the gas and turn the key, not even getting into the car (Carburetors you know.) Needing to get in, fasten the seatbelt was a PIA when you would just remove it and get out to grab coffee, clear the car of snow, etc.

Says the guy who get’s his news from ‘gizmodo’

In fairness, there aren’t many trustworthy news outlets left.

Because all media has to be “woke” or it has no value? What a boring world that would lead to.

I hear some games have murder in them. Better arrest everyone who plays Doom.

You must be fun at parties.

Only if it translates to real life. This would be like saying “In light of all the mass shootings in the United States, should we feel very uncomfortable playing Wolfenstein II: New Colossus or airing eSports which exhibit games like Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds and CS GO?”