If the red Gruden image doesn’t eventually go to plaid, I’ll be pissed.

1) The fact that cars exist.

Absolutely plausible, when I bought my 60 year old house, the breaker box was completely full and was a 100 amp service. Where I live, it is several thousand dollars to pull a new standard 200 amp service and have the appropriate breaker box installed. The electrical systems in older houses were just not built to…

But will they do that thing that pisses me off and not pair the manual transmission with the larger engine?

No, but it is why you have to explain to everyone why you no longer have eyebrows.

Yes, animal style.

I think Kia did this once. It was buy a minivan, get Rio free or something like that.

Good evening, I am Captain Pedantic. 71,838 yards is Brett Farve’s total, now third all time. Peyton Manning’s mark is 71,940 yards.  Captain Pedantic out.

I remember the Survivor episode when one of the contestants won an Asstek. It was some young dude from Texas. When the host announced the prize and it was revealed, the look on the guys face was pretty much “no thanks, you can keep it”.

I figured the writer had a stroke right before this paragraph.

After my parents got married, my mom sold her ‘65 Mustang because the seats made my dad’s back hurt.

Test drove a used 2016 one of these in the spring. Checked ALL the boxes for me: extended cab, pro4x, manual, black. It was even under warranty with only 13K and the price was reasonable. But the interior was so shitty and cramped and the shifting so sloppy there was no way I could part with even the reasonable amount…

If he wanted to keep it so badly, why intentionally do so much damage? Dingus.

If the Beehive was that scary for you, the Precipice trail would have given you a heart attack.

My wife’s old Camry had a problem where water would collect in the trunk if it was driven in the rain. Turned out that this device had somehow lost all of its rubber flaps so water kicked up from the rear tire would get into the trunk. Popped it out and replaced and never had the problem again.

The Blue Jackets aren’t named for union coats. They are named for Blue Jacket, a Shawnee chief and warrior who lived in what is now central Ohio.

What if there is a bear in the car, does the pass cover that or do you have to pay extra?

I’m pretty sure Dr. Seuss designed this car.

Sweet, a review of my car. I have a 2016 Trail Premium w/KDSS which aside from a badge and a few cosmetic things is exactly like this one. I even have the same dent in the skidplate. The 4Runner has somewhat of a rake to it and I have found that offroad the front end is a little too low. I ripped off the plastic…

Doesn’t make me fart but ping pong makes me have to take a dump. WhenI get old and constipation becomes a problem then I will just buy a ping pong table. Problem solved!